I’m sure many have seen this. In PETA’s campaign to be the worst, they compared these phrases to racism and homophobia.
I actually think some of these phrases are weirdly cruel and maybe better ones could be used. But animals can’t actually understand them, so comparing this is just ridiculous.
Beyond that, I just thought their examples were low effort. I had the idea to come up with my own, but two problems popped up.
First, I was too slow and a giant meme about this went viral before I had a chance to finish this post. And now it seems like I’m a bit late to the party.
Second, the examples I came up with just highlighted our capitalist dystopia and are more sad than funny. I thought I’d share them anyway.
level 10: venting by faking a conversation in your head with someone
level 113: venting by creating an intricate alternate universe scenario in ur head where ur a celebrity on a talk show dramatically explaining the shit u’ve been going thru
You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.
why does Christopher Robin look like he’s just committed murder and he’s trying to explain to his ursine childhood hallucination that it’s a fun pastime
