Prepare yourself to witness the awesome and contagious effects of blogging!

 

lokioakenshieldturner:

Chris Evans behind the scenes of Captain America: The First Avenger

He had to kneel on a box, my life is made

(Source: durance)

talonflarne:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

(Source: deddene)

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

(Source: reddit.com)

purplefridge-archive:

i’m a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. listen to this absolute classic: “abraham lincoln was never president”!

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

[SCREAMING]

(Source: whackdonalds)

heck-hath-no-fury:

ktisr:

my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half

(Source: gay-moth)

blackcatula:

lghtyagami:

rubberducklumps:

Ok so earthbenders can metal bend, waterbenders can blood bend, and firebenders can lighting bend. What special thing can an airbender do?

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two kinds of people

killallskellys:

I was on a swedish animal shelter site, and google decided to translate the names of the dogs.

killallskellys:

I was on a swedish animal shelter site, and google decided to translate the names of the dogs.